A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

  • Published: 01 December 2019
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Comments • 2 179

  • Lin
    Lin  5 hours back

    00:50 I can just imagen how long it took you to decide on wether to reference vine , musicly or tiktok

    • Dindin R.
      Dindin R.  6 hours back


      • James Campbell
        James Campbell  8 hours back

        I love that log is in there

        • Kiju Axel
          Kiju Axel  8 hours back

          A big, fuckoff gun? Sounds right up my alley. Where do I sign up?

          • Brayden Chappell
            Brayden Chappell  9 hours back

            1:29 Is that frostmourne I see?

            • Ryan Rutledge
              Ryan Rutledge  9 hours back

              Idk if someone said it already, but at 0:47 is Tiny Box Tim... very nice.

              • Mheros
                Mheros  10 hours back

                Tiny box tim!

                • Demonic Priest
                  Demonic Priest  10 hours back

                  Guest starring tiny box Tim!

                  • Nonamearisto
                    Nonamearisto  11 hours back

                    It's a pity so few people know classical music. How many people actually got that reference?

                    • Darkninja282
                      Darkninja282  13 hours back

                      Lol you got the last joke from Marx Brothers didn’t you 😂

                      • Flare Fox
                        Flare Fox  15 hours back

                        friends little sister plays a artificer in his campaign she choose a thunderstone as one of her first inventions and used it to save people from falling off cliffs by throwing it at them pushing them all the way over to the other side... she used an artifact meant to keep enemys away from her while dealing a little damage to push people to safety by going full on baseball pitcher on their ar"cane"ses.

                        • John Ronald
                          John Ronald  18 hours back

                          Aw man I miss Vine :,-(

                          • Андрей Бутурлин

                            I was under the impression that every one of your videos is a song, unsubscribing.

                            • PhantomGamer28
                              PhantomGamer28  18 hours back

                              TINY BOX TIM

                              • ferre feys
                                ferre feys  20 hours back

                                I don't even play d&d why am I watching this.

                                • Christopher Thompson
                                  Christopher Thompson  23 hours back

                                  So when are you going to do a video for mystic

                                  • Jacob Hook
                                    Jacob Hook  24 hours back

                                    I really quite like the Artificer. It is a very versatile class. You can play it like my friend does, a melee powerhouse who multiclasses cleric and turns into a tech priest paladin equivalent. You could also play it like me and multiclass warlock then turn into a one man firing squad with eldrich blast and magical turrets. Heck, you could even play pure support if you wanted to. All with one amazing class.

                                    • Golden Crazy
                                      Golden Crazy  1 days back

                                      He ar u ever gone do archer revised

                                      • Erik W. S.
                                        Erik W. S.  1 days back

                                        "The alchemist can help you grow close bonds with your pets"
                                        You didn't have to do that. You really didn't.

                                        • Takki
                                          Takki  1 days back

                                          TINY BOX TIM
                                          TINY BOX TIM!!

                                          • Jonathon Lawson
                                            Jonathon Lawson  1 days back

                                            you can also give the robot dog wings.

                                            • Zecko14
                                              Zecko14  1 days back

                                              1:40 bro just wants to play with his Pokemon Sword and Shield

                                              • Shayann Piña
                                                Shayann Piña  1 days back

                                                1:48 not cool.

                                                • DeadlyKitten Amuro
                                                  DeadlyKitten Amuro  1 days back

                                                  i love the references!

                                                  • Shane
                                                    Shane  1 days back

                                                    Haha awesome you did the race crap guide

                                                    • Mars
                                                      Mars  1 days back

                                                      1:48 oh *fuck you*

                                                      • Daelyah
                                                        Daelyah  1 days back


                                                        ...DID THAT ARTIFICER JUST CREATE TINY BOX TIM?! 0_0

                                                        • Covo Converged
                                                          Covo Converged  1 days back

                                                          Big Fuck Off Gun also known as BFOG

                                                          • IDK Shadow
                                                            IDK Shadow  2 days back

                                                            *NINA NO*

                                                            • Addison Is solo
                                                              Addison Is solo  2 days back

                                                              So basically, “I’m not like other wizards”

                                                              • Drop Bear Legend
                                                                Drop Bear Legend  2 days back

                                                                Do the dungeon master next

                                                                • Joseph Banks
                                                                  Joseph Banks  2 days back

                                                                  Is it bad I now wanna make a human female artificer called Visca who has a Flask that never runs out of Iced Tea and stick that detects emotion

                                                                  • Jon Douglas
                                                                    Jon Douglas  2 days back

                                                                    “Grow closer together” WhY wOuLd YoU dO tHiS?

                                                                    • Alpha PHENIX
                                                                      Alpha PHENIX  2 days back

                                                                      So you are saying I can be an Artificer who breeds tenta- various monsters?
                                                                      I am not sure how I feel about Rangers anymore...

                                                                      • The Questionier
                                                                        The Questionier  2 days back

                                                                        Could you please do one for the blood hunter?

                                                                        • RocketmanEXE
                                                                          RocketmanEXE  2 days back

                                                                          Thank you

                                                                          • Captain Villain88
                                                                            Captain Villain88  2 days back

                                                                            0:47 is that fucking tiny box Tim?!.

                                                                            • BP Lup
                                                                              BP Lup  2 days back

                                                                              "Closer bond with your pets."


                                                                              • theeinqusition1
                                                                                theeinqusition1  2 days back

                                                                                0:47 Tiny Box Tim

                                                                                • Scott Milam
                                                                                  Scott Milam  2 days back

                                                                                  Can you do conjurer or another homebrew class

                                                                                  • ARedJay C
                                                                                    ARedJay C  2 days back

                                                                                    1:47 *ed-ward big brother ed*

                                                                                    • Mini
                                                                                      Mini  2 days back

                                                                                      ALPHONSE NO!

                                                                                      • braxton randall
                                                                                        braxton randall  2 days back

                                                                                        Big brain! Dr stone!!!!

                                                                                        • Spade X13
                                                                                          Spade X13  2 days back

                                                                                          Tiny box tim

                                                                                          • Daniel Falconer
                                                                                            Daniel Falconer  2 days back

                                                                                            And after all this time, he is still loyal to the Master Bang

                                                                                            • Leroy
                                                                                              Leroy  2 days back

                                                                                              The part about players forgetting about their gear. Every game I run.

                                                                                              • Mikel Smith
                                                                                                Mikel Smith  2 days back

                                                                                                Man I like this videos. This format seems to attract attention, have you ever thought about doing a crap guide to d&d 5e, Races?

                                                                                                • Risax
                                                                                                  Risax  2 days back

                                                                                                  1:38 *Gasp* Log is here to spread the word of Oreyara and why Artificers are some awesome.