A week in the life of John Cena

  • Published: 10 December 2018
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    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

    In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl.

    Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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Comments • 24 403

  • alina kouzouian
    alina kouzouian  21 hours back

    are her swim goggles prescription?

    • John Clement
      John Clement  1 days back

      Joana, why do you call yourself John Cena, who, I think, is a wrestler.

      • Heen
        Heen  1 days back


        • FluffyMakerGamer
          FluffyMakerGamer  1 days back


          • FRANCY frapicino
            FRANCY frapicino  3 days back

            Yes ranger rob

            • Lucy Macdonald
              Lucy Macdonald  3 days back

              bruh my morning practice starts at 5:30 AM WTF yours starts at 7 I've never heard of such a thing 🤦‍♀️

              • victoria
                victoria  3 days back


                • technocatification
                  technocatification  4 days back


                  • Robert Rutledge
                    Robert Rutledge  4 days back

                    This videos description is so good 😁

                    • Jimothy Jams
                      Jimothy Jams  4 days back

                      Came here from the University edition

                      • Brianna Bartholomew
                        Brianna Bartholomew  4 days back

                        Ur thumb nails are so disgusting but I love them

                        • 「•Just Latte•」

                          Joana's body
                          - 40% broken I-T bands
                          - 10% John Cena
                          - 50% A v o c a d o s

                          • Jose Frijol
                            Jose Frijol  6 days back

                            I feel you man because I am also on a swim team

                            • Lars Mars
                              Lars Mars  6 days back

                              Turn on captions and press this


                              • flutters sshh
                                flutters sshh  1 weeks back

                                John Cena is amazing she is a relatable queen but also a health a fitness God wtf ahah

                                • Axiiar
                                  Axiiar  1 weeks back

                                  your so lucky i have to wake up at 5:00 a.m.

                                  • Lawrence Jansen
                                    Lawrence Jansen  1 weeks back

                                    “But that’s besides the point.”
                                    Always touches me 😔😣😭😍

                                    I mean am I right ? 😍😍

                                    • Grapefruit Coasters
                                      Grapefruit Coasters  1 weeks back

                                      What do you eat for breakfast?

                                      • Tanya Gupta
                                        Tanya Gupta  2 weeks back

                                        Her: *goes to bed at nine thirty because she has to wake up at **6:00*
                                        Me: *goes to bed at 3 am because I have to wake up at **6:01*
                                        Also me: yeah that doesn’t quite-

                                        • Vilma Kvieskaite
                                          Vilma Kvieskaite  2 weeks back

                                          I got here because i couldnt watch k-12 WAAAAAAAAHHHH

                                          • shavacado: fre
                                            shavacado: fre  2 weeks back

                                            high school????? 8;45??????? ur kidding!!!?!??????

                                            • xLxvelyxLxahx
                                              xLxvelyxLxahx  2 weeks back

                                              watch the beginning of the video with subtitles

                                              • Renee
                                                Renee  2 weeks back

                                                *_OH FUH-_*

                                                • Camila Mendez
                                                  Camila Mendez  2 weeks back

                                                  Me: MOM SOMEONE TOOK ALL OF OUR AVOCADOS!!!!!!!

                                                  joana:MUAHAHAHahahahahhahahagsgsfsgaffFsfs I took them alll!!!!!!!

                                                  • Beckie Cat
                                                    Beckie Cat  2 weeks back

                                                    3:00 DID ANY ONE HEAR THE CHINESE IRRELEVANT BUT

                                                    • Juli
                                                      Juli  2 weeks back

                                                      Imagine waking up at 5 o clock in the morning every day, except for weekends. Welcome in my life.

                                                      • Hoes Mad
                                                        Hoes Mad  2 weeks back

                                                        I’m literally watching this with the caption thing on and it’s sooo funny😂

                                                        • Riley Weathers
                                                          Riley Weathers  2 weeks back

                                                          am I the only one who noticed that she doesn't have friends.

                                                          • I'm Nobody Leave Me Alone- Animations

                                                            Wow Joana why'd u close your po box? Now I can't send u mah fan art!!!

                                                            • Terry Gu
                                                              Terry Gu  2 weeks back

                                                              Dude, i swim in aus and i have to wake up at 5am cuz we get in the water at 6, and even on holidays we get in the pool at 6:30 lmao

                                                              • Joselyn carvalhi
                                                                Joselyn carvalhi  2 weeks back

                                                                Does anyone else get the funny captions😂

                                                                • Moon land GL
                                                                  Moon land GL  3 weeks back

                                                                  TRY SWIMMING AT 5 AM JONH CENA

                                                                  • TeaPardee
                                                                    TeaPardee  3 weeks back

                                                                    HOW MANY AVOCADOS DO U BUY PER WEAK!?

                                                                    • Foox Rose
                                                                      Foox Rose  3 weeks back

                                                                      I wake up at 5:28

                                                                      • Elena Avalos
                                                                        Elena Avalos  3 weeks back

                                                                        If she doesn't want her principle to kill her she will have to kill him/her first

                                                                        • Ariasx
                                                                          Ariasx  3 weeks back

                                                                          Waking up is easy, getting out of bed is whole new thing.

                                                                          • Gryffindor girl
                                                                            Gryffindor girl  3 weeks back

                                                                            If Joana isn't in youtube rewind 2019 I swear to avocados I wil-

                                                                            • Sahana Sankaradoss
                                                                              Sahana Sankaradoss  3 weeks back

                                                                              9:05 wait I remember Joana saying that she completed Kumon and when you complete Kumon you get to work at Kumon as a tutor and Kumon takes classes on Thursday and Monday and Friday and there times are 3pm to 8pm so does Joana work at Kumon as a tutor? Im sorry I'm so nosy lmao and also her sort of ID card for the place is blue and Kumons icon color is blue.... oh god

                                                                              • Kirane Tangau
                                                                                Kirane Tangau  3 weeks back

                                                                                bro... u eating your mushrooms raw bro? bro???

                                                                                • Swati Lohe
                                                                                  Swati Lohe  3 weeks back

                                                                                  You're half fruit I bet

                                                                                  • KENJĪ
                                                                                    KENJĪ  3 weeks back

                                                                                    6:47 *Me every time I enter my classroom to make known that I had just entered the room*

                                                                                    • Gene Diones
                                                                                      Gene Diones  3 weeks back

                                                                                      *i have to walk out the door at **6:30*


                                                                                      • Sophie Glenn
                                                                                        Sophie Glenn  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Omg this was the days before avocado tortillas

                                                                                        • lil thoty
                                                                                          lil thoty  3 weeks back

                                                                                          am i the only one who saw *cOuGH by Joana trade mark*? this is why we love you but like no homo

                                                                                          • Sophia Max
                                                                                            Sophia Max  3 weeks back

                                                                                            I know how you feel about swimming in the morning

                                                                                            I’m a swimmer and I do year around and summer swim team

                                                                                            My summer swim team starts at 6:45 so I know how you feel Joanna

                                                                                            • Kevin Lu
                                                                                              Kevin Lu  3 weeks back

                                                                                              Literally like half of my school gets sick some point in winter, so you’re not alone

                                                                                              • May girl
                                                                                                May girl  3 weeks back

                                                                                                my brain hurts after reading the description.