SMP Earth: The Empire Begins

  • Published: 02 December 2019
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  • Dennis Osan
    Dennis Osan  1 hours back

    Technoblade + ger and sword = the god

    • please_put_name
      please_put_name  1 hours back

      Meanwhile in techons mind

      • Nequinho Branco
        Nequinho Branco  2 hours back

        Dearest technoblade I would LOVE it if u would colonize East timor and call it croc land in honor of our national animal the crocodile. Pls build a giant Pair of Crocs. -some East timorese cuck

        • DarKiller751
          DarKiller751  2 hours back

          Techno: has a crush
          Crush: I only like u as a friend.
          Techno: I see this as an absolute win since I have no friends.

          • Wato1876
            Wato1876  3 hours back

            this is actually really a great idea

            • GlitcHi_exe
              GlitcHi_exe  3 hours back

              Why claim africa while you could claim antarctica

              • Forgoten Soul
                Forgoten Soul  4 hours back

                You need to do toe reveal

                • High Mickey
                  High Mickey  6 hours back

                  there is no food in africa

                  • farrel 09 and K4LONG
                    farrel 09 and K4LONG  6 hours back

                    Upload MORE PLZ

                    • Boom99 Playz
                      Boom99 Playz  6 hours back

                      Me "is this peppa pigs channel?"
                      my friend 'no its the best minecraft PVP gamer in the world'

                      • Wrig9
                        Wrig9  6 hours back

                        Alright Techno you've got a good set-up, things are looking good, but you gotta remember: Never start a land war in Asia. I've seen too many fall from such a classic blunder.

                        • Kaleb Benson
                          Kaleb Benson  6 hours back

                          Technoblade should make a fleet of Jet Bombers like in the PewDiePie video, and Just fly it across the world.

                          • To Mour
                            To Mour  7 hours back

                            There should be an Easter egg where if you fly into the Bermuda Triangle than you’ll have a low chance of teleporting to a custom made place. Reply what the place should be like

                            • Chelsea /
                              Chelsea /  7 hours back

                              make elsa *bet*

                              • 5UP3R N008
                                5UP3R N008  8 hours back

                                Newsflash: 1800 meters tall man steals Antarctica

                                • HyperDoggy
                                  HyperDoggy  9 hours back

                                  I can even beat you at the mini games like bedwars one on one, hunger games, skywars and any other fighting games like those. Anyway I am better at pvp than you in general for real though XD...

                                  • HyperDoggy
                                    HyperDoggy  9 hours back

                                    Hey Technoblade, i'm better than you at pvp and you can't beat me at pvp. With my Hyper Blue and beyond hyper blue power you are no match for me I am better at pvp as a whole than you. You're too chicken to pvp me just go on with your awesome youtuber content :). No reason to fight me and waste your time man...

                                    • Jigglypoop97
                                      Jigglypoop97  10 hours back

                                      You sound like Trevor Moore

                                      • CaptainJackpot DiSanti
                                        CaptainJackpot DiSanti  10 hours back

                                        What's the ip

                                        • Zeprize
                                          Zeprize  11 hours back


                                          • Emil Carr
                                            Emil Carr  13 hours back

                                            Boy don't you just love romanticising the atrocities of colonialism

                                            • LordOfDoggo_IV
                                              LordOfDoggo_IV  13 hours back

                                              Techno: dibs on the planet!
                                              Everybody: is he allowed to do that?
                                              Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                                              • Graysage
                                                Graysage  14 hours back

                                                This is the first video I watched on my new monitor.

                                                • Galileo Physics
                                                  Galileo Physics  14 hours back

                                                  Technoblade, please subscribe to Dulappy, he plays minecraft. Also, could you collaborate with him? Thanks!

                                                  • chuckNthegod
                                                    chuckNthegod  14 hours back

                                                    Dude almost sounded like shaggy...

                                                    • your bum chum cult
                                                      your bum chum cult  15 hours back

                                                      This dibs on islands thing is basically what the British did to the Falkland islands

                                                      • InboundBark
                                                        InboundBark  15 hours back

                                                        I love that technoblade has somewhat actual history knowledge, makes this way more fun to watch :)

                                                        • DigitalBleh
                                                          DigitalBleh  15 hours back

                                                          How does someone get into the server? Do they have to be friends with someone on the server of do they just have to like be a big streamer?

                                                          • KtheHessian
                                                            KtheHessian  15 hours back

                                                            Yeah make more of this, thanks.

                                                            • Shrek dies in endgame
                                                              Shrek dies in endgame  16 hours back

                                                              Stop stealing our resources

                                                              • 3Annoying Pets
                                                                3Annoying Pets  17 hours back

                                                                Techno blade will conquer the world, this nerd read the art of war

                                                                • DiscoEndermen
                                                                  DiscoEndermen  17 hours back

                                                                  when you don't upload for weeks and when you do upload it stream highlights.... OM GOSH PLEASE A REAL VIDEO! PLEASE!

                                                                  • Christian Bartlett
                                                                    Christian Bartlett  18 hours back

                                                                    What shader is he using?

                                                                    • Darrest Smash
                                                                      Darrest Smash  18 hours back

                                                                      Remember when you did skywars/bedwars with commentary? Can you do that again, I miss those.

                                                                      • Jeff Cantrizzle
                                                                        Jeff Cantrizzle  18 hours back

                                                                        "Well... I have the steak now so... objective complete!" Lmao

                                                                        • Red Arrow
                                                                          Red Arrow  18 hours back

                                                                          Is there a server on mobile just like smp earth or is smp earth

                                                                          • KayleeAnn
                                                                            KayleeAnn  19 hours back

                                                                            the oldest anarchy server in minecraft: *planet earth*

                                                                            • SkilleD_
                                                                              SkilleD_  19 hours back

                                                                              techno: dibs on the planet
                                                                              everyone else: aight imma head out

                                                                              • Star Dash
                                                                                Star Dash  19 hours back

                                                                                Techno: Has diamond stuff

                                                                                Spifey: *P L A N E*

                                                                                • Domino Man GD
                                                                                  Domino Man GD  19 hours back

                                                                                  You didn't claim a measly continent, you claimed the entire solar system.

                                                                                  • InTheWinter/Clash Royale and more! Scarpa

                                                                                    Petition to make technoblade beat Minecraft with the steering wheel again (all bosses)

                                                                                    • Kouta Kawahara-Hawks
                                                                                      Kouta Kawahara-Hawks  20 hours back

                                                                                      Berlin conference (1885 colorized)

                                                                                      • taylor matheny
                                                                                        taylor matheny  20 hours back

                                                                                        Yo man this is the first video i have every seen o ypu are fantastic i love your humor, the plague ice reference had me DIEING

                                                                                        • Smitty’s Son
                                                                                          Smitty’s Son  20 hours back

                                                                                          I just realized aggressive techos stream chat is

                                                                                          • ItsNotMWQ
                                                                                            ItsNotMWQ  20 hours back

                                                                                            Who is here when techno has the PIG+++ Rank?

                                                                                            • Kenvick ED
                                                                                              Kenvick ED  21 hours back

                                                                                              Just watched how COPPA finna destroy Minecraft youtubers. Hope Technoblade finds a new job quickly under a month but I really don’t know

                                                                                              • EliasMsv
                                                                                                EliasMsv  21 hours back

                                                                                                6:34 a simple spell, but quite unbreakable

                                                                                                • Asveen Ramchurn
                                                                                                  Asveen Ramchurn  21 hours back

                                                                                                  Antarctica has a lot of oil